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Espen
55 Bergen, Hordaland, Norway
Seeking: Female 18 - 40
DESCRIBE MYSELF…IS ROUGH STUFF INDEED….HARDWORKING OILDRILLER…WHO WORKS HARD…ALL THE TIME! MY WHOLE LIFE DONE THAT….AND STILL DO, OFFSHORE AT OILRIG! MY FAVE NASTY JOKE IS WE DRILLERS DO IT DEEPER…..HMMMM!! WE EVEN GOT AN GOVEMENT APPROVAL..AND LICENSE TOO DRILL DEEP HMMMM…..MY OLD NASTY DIRTY JOKE……!! BUT JOKE A SIDE HERE….IM VERY IRONIC, FUNNY, OUTSPOKEN, DAMMMM DAMMM CURIOUS ABT. ALL ASPECTS OFF LIFE….UNIVERSE…WHY ARE HERE…ANIMALS AND PLANTS…IM AN HOBBY JOURNALISTTO SAY THE TRUTH…LOVE POLITICAL, SOCIAL ISSUES… BIG TIME! IM AN NEWS FREAK..HATE SOAP TV AND CRAP MUSIC VIDEOS GRRRRR! LIFE IS SIMPLE……SOUL AND JAZZ MUSIC, LIVE IN HARMONY, GOOD SEX, READ BOOKS ABT UNIVERSE, JOGGING, WORK, TRAVELING, EXPLORE AND MORE SEX……..LOL LOL!! IM NOT AN CHRISTIAN…NO PROBLEM IF YOU ARE…THAT IS NICE…I BELIVE IN BIG BANG 13.72 BILLION YEARS AGO…WE COME FROM STAR DUST…TROUGH SIMPLE CELLS IN WATER…TOO CRAWL ONSHORE AND BECOME AN SIDE BRANCH OF THE MONKEY 5 MILLION YEARS BACK IN TIME….THAT IS MY THEORY WHOLE LIFE…….I DONT BITE ON ADAM AND EVE IN PARADISE CRAP…MADE IN 1 WEEK..INCL THE SNAKE STORY….! I DOT HAVE KIDS YET…BUT I LOVE KIDS…..AN KID IS AN KID..NO PROBLEM WITH THAT, THEY ARE INNOCENT ALL THE WAY….IF IT’S MY KID OR ANYONE ELSE KID…DOESENT MATTER IF YOU ASK ME……..JUST HAPPEN TO NOT HAVE ANY YET MYSELF…..NEED AN PLAN FOR IT….!!!! READING THE PROFILES IN HERE…..IT IS DAMMM SHURE NO LACK OF KIDS AROUND….SORRY MY BAD IRONY AGAIN LOL LOL!!! IM AN REALIST AND I NEED PROOF OK….WHEN IM DEAD IM DEAD…I DON’T NEED ANY DAMMM EXTENSION UP THERE….OR DOWN THERE…LOL ….LET US DO IT TOGETHER HERE AND NOW MY BLACK EARTLY SWEET SENT SEXY ANGEL……!!
Mister
46 Oslo, Oslo, Norway
Seeking: Female 18 - 45
Kindly read my profile and respect it. STOP asking for MONEY, my number or email; I am not giving any of this out. This should be obvious and needless to say, but some of you are thicker-headed than a block of granite. Hopefully I haven't sendt you to read this because then you are not coming across as serious. If you in addition think I ever will send you money, you can rather jump off a cliff for all I care. I don't have much time for this site due to all my work and in weekends I am relaxing. If you find me interesting, message me as I have'nt much time to search for women here. (Anyone can message me since I'm a paying subscriber) About Me: I cannot stand scammers, beggars, prostitutes, crypto or empty profiles. If this is you, keep on searching. I’m a masculine man. A natural leader. Protective, understanding, kind, and financially secure. I don’t chase women, but I value deep connections with those who are genuine. My work involves investments, artificial intelligence, and digital art. I also write novels, children’s books, articles, poems, and satire because I love creating meaningful words that touch people. I don’t drink. I don’t party. I never had interest in flings, hookups or one night stands. If you’re looking for a serious man who goes deep, not wide, you’ve found him as I'm a one womans man. Note 1: I am a real man seeking a real woman. Which means for example I cannot stand wigs like its flying carpet up there, fake long braids like slashing whips, flapping fake eyelashes that makes you blind when it's windy or buckets of make-up used. Note 2: While I appreciate beauty, I rate behavior higher. Note 3: You’ll never be asked for nude photos or videos. I’m a gentleman, not a desperate boy.

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